Vaseline without the V

Day 1376: There still hasn't been a fluke

So it's either assline or vaseline

well the name is the same thing yoou use when your constipated just pronounced differently

‘Nice try with your naming but your lock sucks anyway LOL’

As* gasoline

Too short make longer vids at least 2:59 at min

Has he found a pistol lock yet that he actually likes?

How hard is it to say ase line

Vaseline..

Two ways to pronounce "Aseline" - Vaseline but without V - Baseline but without B

You pronounce it « aiseline »

It's pronounced "Ass-line" Because it's To be Placed in your Restroom to house The Spare Toilet Paper You don't want to share with Your Family; Restocking the TP isn't YOUR job.

what problem with "aseline"? can someone explain?

Ase means weapon in Finnish but I doubt it is from Finland :P

Its pronounced (ASS-ALAN) ASELINE Thank me later.

I used to work fast food and it was an open secret among the cashiers that while the boss kept the key to the toilet paper lock as if it were high security, a car key worked just as well. Fast forward to the start of quarantine when toilet paper was in short supply, I had to advise a truck stop that the reason their toilet paper kept disappearing was because they used that same lock that only needs a car key to open.

I don`t get the joke, what is so funny about "line" ? :D

Ass Line

I pronounce it like ace line

I totally would have pissed those makers off by just horrible pronouncing their name.... OKAY MR ACE-line

Az-line

ASS - LINE

All of the dislikes just wanted him to say the name

Aseline? More like Asinine.

you say the name like you say aasimar

All of it is on purpose - because if your government told you that you need to lock up a fire extinguisher - you'd design just-so fitting lock for that common sense purpose of not locking it.

“Ace” line?

What kind of lock picking set would you recommend a beginner?

How haven't these lock companies neither sponsored any of LPL's videos or haven't paid LPL millions to design a 98% pick proof lock or better yet a 100% pick proof lock yet? I also can't tell if LPL's videos are considered advertising or not yet.

This gun lock's name is pronounced _"ass_ - _de_- _sign"_

*"truth in labeling"* and *"this is the kind of lock you use to secure toilet paper in public bathrooms, not firearms"* are both nominations for LPL quote of the year

Aseline? More like asinine.

Aslyn, it's french.

This man is a trickster god and you can't change my mind

Ase

It seems to be faster to pick this lock then enter the keypad code. Access speed 4.5/5 security 0/5

this man woke up and choose violence.... gentle but brutal violence

"This is what you use to secure toilet paper in public bathrooms." Whenever LPL suggests a lock's purpose, I can't help but imagine he has an ulterior motive. Dude, just buy your own toilet paper.

I think they misspelled asinine.

Ase means weapon in Finnish

Aseline? More like Asinine.

Its meant to fulfill the standard of the law. Not actually prevent access.

You know you've got the right woman if she asks you want an Aseline for your birthday!

What's funny about the name? If "ace-line", then there's nothing special If "ass-line", well what's funny about that? just the "ass" part of it?

He is so angry... lol Rightfully so

"Ase" actually means Gun in finnish although the lock isn't made here

VerbalASEline

How to pronounce aseline: irface.info/my/fy-lm-h-y/ZpudhKS6hn2Bu8o.html

ass-uh-lean or gasoline without the g and add another s after the a

Bro i unlock the toilet paper locks with paperclips

One of the worst lock i've encountered was a waiver lock that you can open by sticking a screwdriver and turning it without any picking

Good job

Ase means gun in Finnish language, but i doubt its not Finnish made :)

I knew you would crack it and pick on the makers for a bit but dear Lord I was not expecting a roasting video

its good enough to keep a gun away from a kid ig 🤷‍♀️

Waverake: Ok. No turning tool needed: WHAT?

A sealion

I didnt get what was bad about the name until i read the comments

So it's either pronounced like baseline without the b or vaseline without the v. I think the first is more likely.

Assline

You‘re a true lpl fan when you can heard his anger and disappointment in his voice. Also you need to spin at least with 1000 rpm.

I beleive its pronounced Aceline but with an s

now they have to make an anal lube

Aseline or like Asinine

You know, the Valentine lock got a longer video than this. lmao

I thought it said vaseline

A-suhleen? Aceline? Is it supposed to be assline? I dunno.

More like arseline

I ~literally~ laughed out loud when he jiggled the lock and the top sprang open with a cheerful "Ting!!"

My belt buckle takes longer to open

guess you could say the lock is... asinine

for everyone who doesnt know its pronounced (Az-E-linn) or (A-sel-Line)

Asseline. Vaseline for your ass.

i love these videos, but damn some of them are short!

F

Assbox

actuly its "ace"

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, okay?"

On their first night together : Mrs LPL : " Ooh honey, that was amazing !" LPL : "Let's do that one more time again so you can see it was not a fluke"

*fuck, how did he find out?!?*

Ass line lmao

can't wait to stock up on some toilet paper

What is with the buttons? Deception?

First I thought, this guy must be so good that no matter what lock it is, he can pick it. Then I got thinking, It wouldn't be very smart to show how to actually pick a decent gun safe too the public. I like that he takes these shitty companies and blasts them, forcing people too buy quality and therefor making the world, quite literally a safer place.

Cool, for when i good lock comes in other video i will post the next skyrim reference coment: lockpicking 100

Almost asinine cause that is what it is lol

With you in the truth in labeling. My thought as soon as I saw it.

I'm starting to believe he became a lawyer to get out of trouble when cought lock picking and then left the thieves guild and went clean.

ASE means GUN.

这个单词怎么念，ass line?

What's wrong with the name? Gasoline without the g right? Or vaseline?

You could unlock that with a paperclip

For the record if you read it as the French name Aseline like the name Aselin it’s probounced (ass-euh-lein) sorry for the butchering for any French speaker. I might be wrong though

Well..... you got their Aseline wide open in no time.

"Is this lock easier to pick or defeat than it is to open the intended way?" seems like such a low bar to clear, and yet...

But if you replace the lock core, does it become a better lockbox...?

So funny, i watched it twice!

Did you wash your hands after you handled that gun lock?

I wonder how many times hes been filled a lawsuit against him...