Don't Cry On Your Wedding Day. Matt Bergman - Full Special
Don't cry on your wedding day, because if your wife is like Matt Bergman's wife she will never let you forget it, even if you're just crying about a night terror. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Matt Bergman, Matt breaks down everything from crying at his wedding, to calling an old woman sugar bear and is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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Shauna Carpenter
پیش 3 روز
Literally had a black lab named sugar bear 🤣 great job, very funny!
Cayanna P
پیش 5 روز
The failed handshake tickle hug made me laugh so hard it hurt all over.
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 4 روز
🙏🙏
Ash dluciangurl
پیش 8 روز
I had a dog named Sugar B. It was brown like brown sugar.
Alethia Bankhead
پیش 10 روز
Lol!
jamie Jamie
پیش 17 روز
that was too short
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 4 روز
I’ve got a full album on iTunes, Apple Music, Spotify called Approbation Constante. There are some swear bears on it though..just a heads up!
MEY H
پیش 18 روز
Hilarious 😂
leticia vallejo
پیش 20 روز
🤣Funny guy!
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 4 روز
🙏🙏🙏
Erin Plourde-Bragg
پیش 21 روز
Do all comedians end up in Utah?
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 20 روز
Ha, if there’s a paycheck we’ll end up anywhere
M Nix
پیش 21 روز
“We are so woke Gwendolyn” 😂😂😂
Linda H
پیش 22 روز
So good!
Adam Krueger
پیش 22 روز
Wow that was a great story too bad the punchline sucked work on it
Xander Weibel
پیش 23 روز
We are so woke wendelynn, honestly I’m weak from this bit
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 4 روز
🙏🙏🙏
Jessica Graves-F
پیش 23 روز
Greetings from Lame... Er... Jamestown, NY!
Inna Elshair
پیش 24 روز
Have we ran out of funny today?
Dawn Lapka
پیش 24 روز
Age difference between people doesn't matter. What matters is that people don't laugh out loud if we get married, my fiance and I. We're both criers, lol. I think we should let the priest be the robot! 😂🤗🎵💫🌼⚕️🙏✌️😋🌹🌹🌹 That go back to sleep statement is why I am getting married a second time! I don't want to die alone and lonely and I don't want to die in a nursing home. I like the idea of dying of old age with my husband and six or seven or ten kids are there with me after a 30 year marriage! lol! 😂 The bathroom story is why I am thankful for gender neutral and family restrooms! I have been that lady washing my hands while a guy accidentally walked in in! This guy is funny!
Sarah Doan
پیش 24 روز
Yes losing pets is worse than losing most people. Completely. This was funny and light and enjoyable!
Mohammed Qabazard
پیش 24 روز
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Joe f.
پیش 25 روز
i seriously couldn't follow the material as i was mesmerized by the little island of hair. maybe i'll try again another day.
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 20 روز
Fingers crossed you can fight through the mesmerization
ChiTown Tex'n
پیش 25 روز
😂😂🤣 I like his style of comedy
Hot Chip
پیش 25 روز
This is awesome!
Roger Sledz
پیش 25 روز
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!
Roger Sledz
پیش 25 روز
Masks PROTECT YOU and people around you!
Cloudgod and Clickbate
پیش 25 روز
this guy is the definition of balding theres a certain point where you should be like yeah i would look better without the hair then i do with what little hair i have.
Deanna Dreffs
پیش 25 روز
The vacation story😂😂😂 Now we know why they installed GPS into vehicles, there were too many Dads were just rambling down the middle of roads, muttering under their breath about right turns😂
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 20 روز
You would think the GPS would help but I’ve seen that go south for my parents too.
Mercedes Galan
پیش 25 روز
🤪😂😂😂
The Mama Lounge
پیش 25 روز
10:30 though 😂😂😂😆😆😆
MarLa Hudgins
پیش 26 روز
I love this guy
Sheerkat7
پیش 26 روز
I have a big female rottweiler named Sugarbear. Suge for short.
Sheerkat7
پیش 25 روز
@Celeste Pagano Thank you. Her companion is Honeybear, also a female.
Celeste Pagano
پیش 25 روز
That's a GREAT name for a Rottie! 😍
Cream Puff
پیش 26 روز
Loved the performance! Absolutely nothing dirty at all!
Brytt Weech
پیش 26 روز
Squirted coffee out my nostrils. Well done.
borednow
پیش 26 روز
repost :(
Colleen S
پیش 26 روز
Great laugh He is really funny and a great story teller
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 25 روز
Thanks! That means a lot!
Rose Bloomie
پیش 26 روز
He is so funny, I laughed many times which is difficult to make me do!
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 25 روز
Phew!
Kenan
پیش 26 روز
0:33 lol good enough ....just paused it, let me go get some walnuts, brb :)))
Kowboy USA
پیش 26 روز
Funny dude.
Comstance Jemkins
پیش 26 روز
He is Hilarious 😂🤣😅😆🤣😅
CaribbeanQueen 72
پیش 26 روز
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes hallarious 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️
Andrea True
پیش 26 روز
I give him a 10!
Lydia Brezinova
پیش 26 روز
Super funny😃
Alyxandra Arnold
پیش 26 روز
This guy is great. I really enjoyed this🌟🌟😁
blood.of.cuchulainn
پیش 26 روز
always skip the first 5 seconds of dry bar clips editor should be fired
Justice JoyceTV
پیش 26 روز
If he'd shave it all off he'd be fire 🔥. I don't understand why guys hang on when a bald head can rock hard.
Jessica Graves-F
پیش 22 روز
@Justice JoyceTV he gets a pass, though. He didn't know how silly it looked and now I vaguely remember a poster on the wall near my math class. It was Stevie Wonder(this was in late 90's) and it said "I'd get behind the wheel of a car myself before I get in a car with a drunk driver". It was DEFINITELY receding, but not yet at the full, bozo the clown "U shape".
Justice JoyceTV
پیش 23 روز
@Jessica Graves-F Stevie Wonder was doing that for a while and finally let it go.
Jessica Graves-F
پیش 23 روز
You reminded me of this man I met when I was little, bald on top, but grew the U-shaped hair into a ponytail.
Tom Archibald
پیش 26 روز
❤️😀👏
Ms. B Karaoke B
پیش 26 روز
😁 There were a few moments..lol😆
Only half Crazy
پیش 26 روز
Love how hes growing out the bangs....
Lioness
پیش 21 روز
Ssscorch
Gladys Njeri
پیش 26 روز
😂😂
1 Best Friend 2 u
پیش 26 روز
36 and 29 isn't too bad. How about 50 and 74 (the trumps)
zbhaz1105
پیش 25 روز
@D C I believe it's called a reverse mortgage
D C
پیش 26 روز
Lol does he live rent free in your head?
Mitch g
پیش 26 روز
Age is just a number ....Love is what matters.
Cj McMaster
پیش 26 روز
Freaking hilarious
Concerned Commenter
پیش 26 روز
Half of the people in Utah are mormon. Mormons are nice people. Too nice... I think they’re up to something, the Canadians too.
Zestran Faubert
پیش 22 روز
Canadian here, I can confirm we aren't up to anything. *Awkwardly whistles*
NishISAlott
پیش 25 روز
When I had gone to Toronto, they were SOO NICE!
Samir Bachour
پیش 26 روز
Telling the truth is sometimes so funny.
Allan Clark
پیش 26 روز
Guilty. Never fails to remind everyone. 25 years married.
Missy Bliss
پیش 26 روز
Hilllllarious
Monky Dollqueen
پیش 26 روز
Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you. It takes someone really special to stay in your life and show how much they love you.
Walter White
پیش 24 روز
Amen sista
Timothy Wallace
پیش 27 روز
Dogs are some of the best people you can know.
Timothy Wallace
پیش 19 روز
@Andayi Mushenye I know... why insult Dogs 🐕 that way. 🤪
Got Your6
پیش 19 روز
@Andayi Mushenye It depends on the human.
Andayi Mushenye
پیش 20 روز
Just nuts to compare a human being to an animal.
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 25 روز
Yes!!
Joseph Dettloff III
پیش 25 روز
Yea but you gotta watch out for them horses them are terrible people
ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137
پیش 27 روز
Absolutely great lol
Kevin McNeill
پیش 27 روز
Why are so many teachers now comedians
Kara Grant
پیش 27 روز
Lots of potential material. :)
Gerald mastercub
پیش 27 روز
We both Cried on our Wedding Day during the Wedding! We were so Happy it was finally happening that we couldn't help ourselves! Everyone was so Happy for us they too started tearing! It was amazing and surreal all at the same time! So Beautifully wonderful with everything we didn't expect! Too much emotion to happen all at once! You loose everything in a House fire and 3 months later you are still going along with getting married?? Try Not to cry with all the support from family! You would cry too! It was never mentioned and none of the pictures had tears but Huge smiles of Happiness it actually happened after all the devistation! Cry if it makes you Happy beyond anything that happened in your life! Just let it out!
Tuga Dog
پیش 23 روز
I was a crying marshmallow during our wedding....all from happiness. 33 year later, I am still madly in love with my Rebecca Lynn. Soul mates, three great children and six beautiful Grandchildren. That's what it really means to be rich in life. Money, in my opinion does not buy happiness. You need just enough money to keep a household, food, clothing, and trips with the the whole family....that is memories in motion that no one can take from you. Peace and God bless.
Gerald mastercub
پیش 24 روز
@Melissa Jones Guess I should have added that we had been together for 32 years already, it was time to make it legal after nearly losing one of us to Cancer treatments and surviving. So plan a Wedding right! Then just 2 months before the wedding we nearly lose each other in a House fire! Bad burns occurred and running out naked with melting roof material on backs and heads running to the garden hose to stop the burning material and then the hose melts just in time after been left soaking but naked at 4am! , Two pets lost, then living in a neighbors house who we didn't even know till the New house was built, no possessions left. Just each other. A small community go fund me by stranger's after News on TV local. We are alive, Happyish with starting over just before Covid! Yep I'm Happy with crying during your own Wedding! Made me feel we belonged together now pushing 64 yrs of age! Trial by fire made us One Entity! Hope No one has to go thru what we did! Tears were very appropriate don't you think?
Melissa Jones
پیش 24 روز
Its actually hurting me to not make some smartass comment about this story you just posted. But my spirit guide is telling me not to, So here we are.... I’m hoping this useless comment satisfies the smartass section of my brain. Because if not.... “no Melissa stop it!” Umm ya, never mind I-......... cool story dude!........ok Bye 👋🏼
Terri Drollinger
پیش 27 روز
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
William Gallaher
پیش 27 روز
Thank you
Zargon
پیش 27 روز
Gwendolyn that friend that can calm Karen down
Deborah Adcock
پیش 27 روز
He is so funny!!👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻
JwhateverJ
پیش 27 روز
Dry bar at its driest. 🥱
Mindy Lingard
پیش 27 روز
This guy is unbelievably unlucky
Sara Uniya
پیش 27 روز
He's super funny. He seems so genuinely sweet. Gonna tickle the palms of people's hands as a power move lol.
Jessica Graves-F
پیش 23 روز
Be sure to keep eye contact and don't blink.
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 25 روز
Touching anyone’s hand these days is a power move.
Major Old Lady aka, Mom
پیش 27 روز
POST AND RE-POST WERE WALKING ACROSS A BRIDGE. POST FELL OFF. WHO WAS LEFT? RE-POST, from a few weeks ago. Ugh! 👎🏼
thebovineavenger
پیش 27 روز
NO. HE WALKED IN TO A BATHROOM IN MINNESOTA. They probably just laughed when he left and talked about the drunk guy at the casino. WELCOME TO MINNESOTA.
mattbergmancomedy
پیش 25 روز
I’m sure there’s security footage out there somewhere
kie mc
پیش 27 روز
😂🤣😂🤣
Carla Kool
پیش 27 روز
I loved Matt's well rounded personality. An empathetic, caring, extremely funny guy!! Lucky wife. Great job mom and dad!
Johanna Echeverry Lopez
پیش 27 روز
30% success rate! 🤣🤣🤣
Davey Crockett
پیش 27 روز
Funny guy! good flow
Major Old Lady aka, Mom
پیش 27 روز
It's a RE-POST from a RE-POST a few weeks ago.
Susan Mercurio
پیش 27 روز
36 isn't THAT much older than 29
Kristina Orozco
پیش 26 روز
@ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137 🤣🤣🤣 so true
ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137
پیش 26 روز
@Sweet Insanity when I was 25 I was engaged to a 36 year old, that's when I learned age isn't directly related to maturity lol.
Sweet Insanity
پیش 26 روز
Yeah I know, that's only 7 yrs. I had a finance at 21 that was 7 yrs older than me and I had met him at 18. I was always very mature for my age growing up so I preferred slightly older guys. Ironically now I'm dating a guy 6 yrs younger than me (which I thought would NEVER happen, lol). At 38 now, the older guys aren't what they were when I was younger... Anywho...point is, 7 yrs is nothing. I thought he was gonna say she was like 15 yrs younger than him or something!
ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137
پیش 27 روز
Im 28 and was dating a 22 year old and some people lost their minds lol.
Qillir
پیش 27 روز
Unless he met her when he was 20)
Naga Olmec chaos
پیش 27 روز
😂😭😭
Wyatt Fox
پیش 27 روز
I'm here to
live not on evil
پیش 27 روز
@EweChewBrrr ... the comment section eagerly awaits the answer.
EweChewBrrr
پیش 27 روز
You're here to what?
TatersMommy_Paula
پیش 27 روز
Lol